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Not crazy.

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(Source: felixdawkins23, via tin-pan-ali)

venomwithinher:

i’m like 9000% convinced that housewives in the 40’s survived the nonsense and troubles of homemaking and oppression by just being sloshed while doing chores all day.

and then when the husband came home, the trope where she has his martini ready for him at the door was really just her being like “dude I’ve had like 5, you can have this one.”

(via venomwithinher)

vixyish:

constant-instigator:

I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.

But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come to me, and over tea we would discuss…

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

(via ihadtheangelblade)

travelingcolors:

Floating Ripple Vases (by oodesign)

Fill your favorite container with water and float the vase. According to the movement of the air, the plants change their position within the container.

(Source: travelingcolors, via bunnykevin)

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

(Source: existentialfuck, via 5aces)

departured:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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omg this is so cool take a look 

(via 5aces)

Writer problems

naughtylokiconfessions:

When you just want to think about the smut and not actually write it down. 

badooney:

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via optimuswaterbender)

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

(via h3artsboxcars)

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